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* "What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb
 
* "What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb
* "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.C._Fields W.C. Fields]
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* "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." - W.C. Fields
* "Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough." - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain Mark Twain]
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* "Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain
* "Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals." - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln Abraham Lincoln]
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* "Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals." - Abraham Lincoln
 
* "Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me." - Anonymous (not ''that'' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(group) Anonymous])
 
* "Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me." - Anonymous (not ''that'' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(group) Anonymous])
 
* "Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat."
 
* "Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat."
* "For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country." - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reginald_Maudling Reginald Maudling]
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* "For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country." - Reginald Maudling
 
* "For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda." - Phyllis Battelle
 
* "For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda." - Phyllis Battelle
* "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_Bogart Humphrey Bogart]
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* "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - Humphrey Bogart
* "There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong." - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_White Ron White]
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* "There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong." - Ron White
 
* "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty." - Joe E. Lewis
 
* "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty." - Joe E. Lewis
 
* "The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor." - Irish saying
 
* "The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor." - Irish saying
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* “Whisky is liquid sunshine.” - George Bernard Shaw
* "It's an Irish whiskey… it's still mean." - [[User:Bitmonk|Bitmonk]], on [[The Tyrconnell]] (originally [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Daly Chris Daly] on [[Powers]] )
 
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* "One last drink, please." Jack Daniel, creator of [[Jack Daniel's|this nectar]]. (Those were his last words)
* "'Making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed—as are the grape and the grain—to enliven company. Be careful about up-grading too far to single malt Scotch: when you are voyaging in rough countries it won't be easily available. Never even think about driving a car if you have taken a drop. It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't ever be responsible for it." - Christopher Hitchens
 
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* "Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man" - 'Bonfire' by [http://genius.com/435432/Childish-gambino-bonfire/Vodka-for-my-ladies-whiskey-for-a-grown-man Childish Gambino]
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==Quotes from Whiskeypedia Staff==
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* "It's an Irish whiskey… it's still mean." - bitmonk
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* "Mmm... this is an excellent breakfast scotch." - owen
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* " When My Glass Is 75% Empty or 25% Full... I've Drank My Whiskey" - anonymust
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Latest revision as of 18:00, 1 January 2015

JBdrinkingJD
  • "What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb
  • "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." - W.C. Fields
  • "Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain
  • "Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals." - Abraham Lincoln
  • "Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me." - Anonymous (not that Anonymous)
  • "Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat."
  • "For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country." - Reginald Maudling
  • "For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda." - Phyllis Battelle
  • "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - Humphrey Bogart
  • "There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong." - Ron White
  • "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty." - Joe E. Lewis
  • "The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor." - Irish saying
  • “Whisky is liquid sunshine.” - George Bernard Shaw
  • "One last drink, please." Jack Daniel, creator of this nectar. (Those were his last words)
  • "Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man" - 'Bonfire' by Childish Gambino

Quotes from Whiskeypedia Staff[]

  • "It's an Irish whiskey… it's still mean." - bitmonk
  • "Mmm... this is an excellent breakfast scotch." - owen
  • " When My Glass Is 75% Empty or 25% Full... I've Drank My Whiskey" - anonymust