Quotations

"Christ, seven years of college, down the drain." - John Belushi

• "What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb
• "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." - W.C. Fields
• "Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain
• "Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals." - Abraham Lincoln
• "Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me." - Anonymous (not that Anonymous)
• "Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat."
• "For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country." - Reginald Maudling
• "For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda." - Phyllis Battelle
• "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - Humphrey Bogart
• "There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong." - Ron White
• "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty." - Joe E. Lewis
• "The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor." - Irish saying
• "It's an Irish whiskey… it's still mean." - bitmonk